Fantasy Cover Bands Pt. 1 – Kung Foo Fighters

Kung Foo Fighters – In this cover band the lead “singer,” Bruce Lee Majors, is a bionic singer/karate master. He doesn’t sing, however. Instead, he lip syncs the lyrics as sung in Chinese. His bandmate Tora Guci Grohl stands off to the side and sings the sub-titled lyrics in English in a robotic, bionic voice (ala Kraftwerk). The cover band’s two best renditions are “Drunken Monkey Wrench Style” and “Learn to Fly(ing Sidekick).”



Musical Mathematics Special Edition

Billy Joel (“You Maybe Right” [“Friday night I crashed your party.”]) + Ke$ha (“Friday Night Bitch Fight“) + Elton John (“Saturday Night’s Alright For Fighting“) + U2 (“Sunday Bloody Sunday“) = The Weeknd (“Can’t Feel My Face“)